You and your damn transitions. This is a SPRINT. You must know where your bike is!!!
That means you are going on 4+ hours without any food? Do I need to fly out there and slap you silly?
....If you f8ck that up again you owe me $25 or 1lb of M&Ms.
Pull it out of your ass NOW.
Classic!!!!!! I think I should send her the M&M's anyway.
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I am peeing in my pants. I am SURE people are standing in line wanting me to coach them after this!!!? Ok, so I don't sugar coat anything. Man, I sound like a b*tch! hee hee...BUT I MEANT IT ALL! Jen H.
Sugar coating is good for cider donuts fresh and warm from the farm stand in the fall after apple picking. yum...
Not for coaching. :-)
LOVE IT...if that does not make you want to kick your own a$$ :)
And, that was when I was in a GOOD MOOD. Jen H.
You know those "word verifications" that show up in order to post a comment on your blog (and others?). GUESS what the letters spell? PUSYxx...I am not kidding. CLASSIC. This keeps getting better! Jen H.
oh my gosh, she is hilarious! I would be wetting my pants if she sent me messages like this... I would probably purposely upset her just so i could see what she says next.
Aaaawwweee....she LOVES you!!!
Too funny!
Emotion is a good thing-Too funny!!
Hilarious! I love this....Great work Jen H ;-)
And you missy, what do you do to make her say these things? HAHA!
E
I do dumb ass things like forget where to rack my bike 2 races in a row. Howz that for starters? :-)
You forgot were you placed your bike? LOL!!!!
Can I meet your coach? I like share M&M's with her:) Little sassy thing she is!! Too funny!!
just catching up on blogs and i almost spit my tea out...that is too freakin' funny - i would send jen the m&ms just for the pull it out of your a$$ comment. and while you're at it, you could send me some as well, i'm growing weary of ice cream and the fact that my mother keeps no processed sugar in the house. WAAAAAHHHHHH
Elaine!!!
I just got my mail! NO WAY! You are way too kind! You just gave me a HUGE smile and made my whole day! Thank you a bajillion times.
You are the BEST! Seriously... the best!
Dude - and that was on a GOOD day when she was in a GREAT mood.
I wonder what the wrath is like when she's M&M deprived?
:)
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