Thursday, November 4, 2010

edebitettoduzinjury

I'm thinking  it's time for  a new blog title.   edebitetto duztri just isn't fitting the bill anymore.

 I know!! Let's have a Blog Title Naming contest and who ever comes up with the BEST title for my new blog, I will PERSONALLY send you  7!  THATS right! Count them!  Seven authentic radiology reports with MATCHING MRI cds dated 2008-2010 !! If you act now, I will include my very intimate arthogram CD's for your very own personal viewing pleasure. But  wait, that's not all!!! You get bilateral arthogram views because 2 labral hip tears are WAY better then one!!  And remember, only YOU will get VIP viewing of my glowing hip socket (s) and cartilage.

Here's my latest diagnosis after months of hobbling on and off again:  Ok, first let me say the good news is (after 3 opinions from top notch Boston orthopedic surgeons and one highly skilled PT person)  I don't have to have hip surgery. Phew...

Symptoms:  Sudden onset sharp intense pain in or around hip area (but not in the front) that makes me stop DEAD in my tracks but minutes later I can walk just fine with no pain
Aggressors:  Standing on the pedals or even seated while pushing hard on a steep grade during a cyclocross
race.  (ZING!) Bending over to pick something up (ZING!)
 Diagnosis: a little nerve entrapment here, a couple of jaw clenching spams there, and Wala! Piriformis syndrome/external rotators inflammation. I'm so glad all the strength and conditioning work I did REALLY paid off.  (not)

I just had to have one more set back for 2010 just to make me appreciate how good (and I'm talking REALLY good) 2011 is gonna be for me.

I swear.... If I get to December 31, 2011 injury free... I will run naked through the streets but not without pre-tanning and a pedicure in pink of course.


 

8 comments:

Wess said...

Ok, I'll go first...
"Well then, here's to an Injury-Free 2011 !!!"
Now someone pass TGP the baby oil!

D said...

No changing of blog titles! You will be doing tris again.

Jennifer Harrison said...

WHOA! Don't get ahead of yourself w/ the new title change, E! Get over this blah blah blah 2010 w/ that hip and all...and 2011 you are back doing Tris in pink and naked for sure.

Jamie said...

With all the appointment, tests and scans you've had, I say you just turn all that added knowledge into a career into PT or something. You probably know more about injuries than 99% of the athletes out there at this point!

GoBigGreen said...

Where do you want to meet to run naked with our hip's swinging in the breeze ( snow?) I suggest some wine beforehand.

kerrie said...

wow, sounds like you have a really tight ass ;).
where do i have to be to watch this special run?!?!?

Anonymous said...

I'll join Go Big Green,three isn't a crowd. He brings the wine - red please! Mumzy

n8 said...

Pink is the New Black