Sunday, June 20, 2010

First Race Of The Season. Does A Swim Count???





Look! A triathlon without the bike and run!!  I had to start somewhere, right???? BABY STEPS....


THANK YOU  to Charlie Patten owner of Trakkers,Sharpie, our team mother bear,Carrie from Saucony, LOVE MY BAG! Robert at First Endurance (I had a big o' bottle of EFS GRAPE to hydrate me b4 and after the swim)and not to forget Karen Allard and Megan Hendrick at SBR Sports for my Foggle that kept my goggles CLEAR for PERFECT sighting! Yay!!

Here's me again with my big o' butt in view. Have ANOTHER slice of Cheese cake Elaine.... and slap on
some peanut butter while your at it....

 Look! Another butt shot(good gawd) I remember the guy with the red sleeves saying to the race director, "We have to swim way the hell out to that boat?"
Here's some people swimming. I'm not in there but lets pretend I'm right out front on the left there mowing down the field!


Ahhhhh..... She emerges from the watery depths looking for a time on my "pretend" watch.


Q: Is it possible that your butt can look bigger AFTER swimming a mile?
A: Why yes it is!
Here I am explaining my detailed race strategy post swim and it's outcome: Don't blow up 5 minutes into
the damn thing.  ACCOMPLISHED
 Just one more picture of me because I just know you haven't gotten quite enough of me in this post.  At least it's not my butt again.

Happy swimming and watch that Cheesecake and peanut butter consumption. (sigh) 





9 comments:

LittleRachet said...

Wish my butt looked like that in those suits! Congrats on your race. A race is a race!!

Sue said...

at least you can get your butt into a bathing suit:) they are good pics though!

Michelle Simmons said...

Yay for being back to racing. A swim totally counts. And um, your butt is not fat. ;)

chr15 said...

Welcome back! :)

It all starts with the swim!!! Great stuff. and I think you mean baby strokes ;)

As for your butt, I averted my eyes as all gentlemen should, I may have peeked once, as all gentlemen should. And again as the rules state I shalln't pass comment, coz they only lead to trouble.

IronHoosier said...

You look amazing...embrace your hotness..:)

Jamie said...

Woohoo! Glad to see you (and your booty) come back to the world of racing.

kerrie said...

of course it counts! x2.....and yes, your butt looks hawt. i love how you managed to get your best side in almost all of the pics :)

Marit C-L said...

Awesome!!!!That is GREAT news - looks like a super fun race! :) And you look GREAT!!!

GoBigGreen said...

you look good! I love that green color:) plus as others have said...I think 95% of the population would be happy to take your butt for a day or two:)