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WILL SWAP A 170 YEAR OLD HISTORIC NEW ENGLAND HOME FULL OF CHARM FOR A BEACH SIDE COTTAGE. MUST BE SUNNY 86.7% OF THE YEAR, WARM TROPICAL OCEAN WATER A PLUS! NOT INTERESTED IN ONE HOUR TRAFFIC SNARLED COMMUTES TO WORK. WOULD PREFER A SHORT ZIP ON A VESPA SCOOTER PAINTED PINK WITH MATCHING HELMET TO A HAPPY FUN FILLED WORK SETTING.
FREE TOP OF THE LINE SNOW BLOWER, SNOWSHOES, XC SKIS,SNOWBOARDS,COMPUTRAINER BIKE TRAINER AND A TOASTY WARM GLASS FRONT WOOD STOVE IN YOUR MASTER BEDROOM! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES, WE WILL INCLUDE A 6 MONTH SUPPLY OF WINDSHIELD DE-ICER!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! BUT WAIT!!! THAT'S NOT ALL!!!!!! THE NEXT 7 CALLERS TO INQUIRE WITH A FAIR TRADE WILL GET A YEARS SUPPLY OF WOOD, CUT SPLIT AND DELIVERED PLUS THE WINDSHIELD DE-ICER!!! ACT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAT NOT INCLUDED.
8 comments:
Sorry, I have nothing to trade...AS I am in the same pile of SHIT as you :) Here's a idea they can have 2 homes for the price of one.... giving US their tropical house...I will throw 4 KIDs and a husband in there...NOW that is a GOOD DEAL :) ACT FAST!!!!
The part about the pink Vespa is the best! You and Mel have me peeing my pants.
-Danielle
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I am with Danielle, I am peeing my pants, I LOVE your attitudes, so full of spunk! You girls ROCK!
Like your peeps too... never seen green ones!
wow, there seems to be an awful lot of pant peeing going on, lol... can i just have the peeps?? i love those - they are like crack! i am so sorry that you have that crap weather to deal with, winter just sucks. it is going to be warm and sunny in boulder for at least the next four days - you should come join me for a ride :).
I OFFER YOU nothing!!! Not sure I can....but the green peeps...thought they were sooo cute!!! :) Come on Spring! Jen H.
LOL! Suck it up girlfriend - THIS is life in New England...(admittedly I am calling uncle already!)
HAHHAHAH! You are too funny! Love the peeps too ;-)
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Oh one more thing...what's your email address?
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